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Fans are still awaiting news on the release of the latest action collaboration between Guy Ritchie and Jason Statham with the long-delayed Operation Fortune. In the meantime, they can revisit one of their earlier movies together and one of their most rewatchable with Snatch. One thing that makes the movie so much fun to revisit is the entertaining dialogue. The movie interweaves various stories about various nefarious characters operating in London's criminal underworld. There are the struggling box promoters, the ruthless gangster, the deadly Russian, and one very hungry dog.

Snatch film quotes

Full of comical violence, notable characters, ripping dialogue, and star turns from Brad Pitt, Jason Statham, Stephen Gramham, and Vinnie Jones, Snatch is a cult classic that everyone needs to see. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents-to-be were on the same plane when it crashed. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash. He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th-century ballet dancer. A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an horrible cunt… me. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.

Mickey: You're not going anywhere, you thick lump.

Mickey : Good dags. D'ya like dags? Tommy : Dags? Mickey : What? O'Neil : Yeah, dags.

Turkish: [Voiceover] This is Tommy. He tells people he's named after a gun, but I know he's named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer. Turkish: That's Doug the Head. Everybody knows Doug the Head. If it's stones and it's stolen, he's the man to speak to. Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. He thinks it's good for business. And in the diamond business, it is good for business. As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it.

Snatch film quotes

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What do you think I'm doing? Turkish: Mickey, you're lucky we aren't worm food after your last performance. While there are certainly wackier characters in the movie, Cousin Avi is in the running as the MVP of Snatch for his endlessly funny lines. Avi seems like a character who could be the main character of his own movie. The majority of the characters in Snatch are tough guys who can deal with the very violent world they find themselves in. Doug the Head: No, I have no idea. But every time Turkish asks about the progress on the foot, Charlie replies " Two minutes, Turkish. Mickey : Deadly kick for a fat fucker, ya know that? Want the money? Mickey: Ya got a good kick fer a fat fella.

Full of comical violence, notable characters, ripping dialogue, and star turns from Brad Pitt, Jason Statham, Stephen Gramham, and Vinnie Jones, Snatch is a cult classic that everyone needs to see. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents-to-be were on the same plane when it crashed.

Turkish: I wasn't calling your mum a tart. Turkish : You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster. You did! Tommy: Ten points. You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that. Vinny : Your seats? Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel. Mickey: 'Ey Ma, come and look at the size of this fella. Brick Top: Well, where'd ya lose him? Fetch us a cup of tea, will ya?