The bachelor recap james weir

Whoever made the decision to install Samantha on this show is a genius.

The Bachelor: where time and space stands still and we continue to blame everything on Mel Schilling. The Bachelor mansion has been pummelled by a vulgar C-word scandal that has ended in a disgusted walkout by the man himself and left audiences searching Urban Dictionary to figure out when exactly the oddly specific insult became a thing. Will Australia be outraged at such language being broadcast repeatedly in prime time? Will people care less because it's a woman saying it about a man? And, more importantly, will we all end up somehow blaming Mel Schilling for everything again? All valid questions.

The bachelor recap james weir

All the wom-en who in-de-pen-dent. Tonight, all the contestants gather at bachelor and bachelorette parties. But this recap is not a comprehensive catalogue of all the single weirdos. We will only be shining a spotlight on the top shelf freaks. Well, you are just a breath of fresh air, Melissa. After just 40 seconds, we feel like we know everything about Melissa. She loves sex and her favourite singer is probably P! Then Melissa struts across the room and corners Sandy. Melissa sees herself as somewhat of a sexy Yoda. Yeah, girls. Show some respect!

And with that, the curse is activated. No one will stick together and everyone will get backstabbed. Mel B has embraced her most 'freeing' years yet.

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Melissa Mason. You know when you go through the security bit at the airport and you immediately become hyper-paranoid, like wait maybe I have a secret gun in my bag? That paranoia is how I feel about The Bachelors Australia after all this hoo-ha with shifting launch dates and a very suspicious January 9 premiere. Not that I think The Bachelors Australia is going to turn into a Hunger Games bloodbath although honestly, for ratings, I can see it in our future. I need this season to be good!! Osher is fucking selling it to us, though. They probably paid him with one large skyscraper. Off to meet the Bachelors, though!

The bachelor recap james weir

This week, Joey met four families — and then sent a frontrunner home. This week on The Bachelor , by the numbers: Four hometown dates, one shocking departure, and three final women for Joey. Date No. Kelsey greets Joey with a huju , as required by Bachelor law.

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I don't even use the word pig," she bitches to Rachael. With Married At First Sight's C-word scandal, the entire recap was basically just lines of asterisks to censor the language. And some girls were saying some things about you … Monique in particular was saying things about you … there was a phrase that was said that I want to tell you and I don't want to upset you …" she meanders. Oh Monique. Search New Zealand Herald. When Abbie first said the phrase, I thought it was a weird and unexpected Netflix reboot of the '90s cartoon CatDog. Silver linings. Honestly, some people just have unrealistic standards. Pink concertgoers continued to experience transport problems on Saturday night. All valid questions. And I have proof.

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Now comes the time in the episode where the experts step in to match everyone. No one will stick together and everyone will get backstabbed. Thousands of Pink fans pouring out of Eden Park caused train, bus, car chaos. Save share Share this article facebook copy link twitter linkedin reddit email. Fight the power! I mean that both literally and figuratively. The controversial refrain is whispered over and over until the censor just holds her finger down on the bleep button for an entire 90 seconds because she's having to dodge rogue cantaloupes left and right. Thousands of Pink fans pouring out of Eden Park caused train, bus, car chaos. Melissa sees herself as somewhat of a sexy Yoda. It came up that you had some fairly flowery language to describe myself. To us it looks a little less James Bond and a little more Diane Keaton. It involves drinking foot juice and, no, I will not be providing any context on this.