Terrance and phillip quotes

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Phillip: Why don't you go eat some more pudding, you fatass drug addict! Terrance: I may be fat but at least I didn't get hair plugs! When Cartman jumps out of the fat lady's pants Cartman: Man, it smells down there! Terrance: Jesus Christ, that was fast! Well what should we name it? How about Jerry? Stan, Kyle, and Kenny jump out of her pants as well Fat lady: What the hell!?!

Terrance and phillip quotes

Cartman: Look, if you don't come and do the show, I'll make you eat your parents. Phillip: Yeah, whatever, kid. Stan: He'll do it, dude. The birth of Terrance and Phillip's famous act Narrator: At the tender age of six, Terrance and Phillip were off to the United States to perform on the Ed Sullivan Show, where American audiences would be exposed to Canadians for the first time. Ed Sullivan: And now, ladies and gentlemen, we have two adorable little boys from Canada. Please put your hands together for the music of young Terrance and Phillip. Terrance and Phillip: Beef and lamb, chicken and ham, step to the left and clap your hands. Gosh we love that chicken and ham. Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham. Clapping sound Woman in audience: Oh my God! What's wrong with their heads?! Man in audience: It's alright, darling. They're just Canadian.

She's a big fat fucking biiitch! Kyle: And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone.

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Terrance's birthday is October 20th and Phillip's is November 12th. The pair appear as the stars of The Terrance and Phillip Show. Like virtually all Canadians in South Park , they are geometrically-figured with small beady eyes and egg-shaped heads which flap up and down whenever they speak. They both wear gray trousers and black shoes. According to Terrance in " Canada on Strike ", Phillip has diabetes, though this may have just been something to attempt to stop the strike that was going on before it gets out of hand.

Terrance and phillip quotes

Asses of Fire is a Canadian movie starring Terrance and Phillip. It was released across the globe, and despite being largely popular with young people, it angered many adults - especially Sheila Broflovski , head of the South Park PTA. She would later have a public argument with the Canadian Minister of Movies on television regarding the film. According to " Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow ", the war would go on to claim eight million lives.

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Phillip: I say Terrance, it appears the body has been moved since the murder. Cartman : It's this V-Chip, I hate it! Garrison a few times before. You should only let trite things come between your ass cheeks. Cartman: OK Terrance: Sure. Tagged: Hate , cancer. Terrance: Oh good idea, let's search for treasure. Kenny McCormick : [ muffled ] Yes you can. Thanks for asking! You're a boner biting bastard, Uncle Fucker.

Beef and lamb, chicken and ham, Step to the left and clap your hands. Gosh we love that chicken and ham. Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.

That's what this war is all about! Terrance: Because I had an itch up my ass. Kyle : No, Mole, hang on Stan: Why are you grounded? Permalink: At the tender age of six, Terrance and Phillip were off to the U Kyle: Oh, that's real nice! Scott : I'm wishing cancer upon you. Phillip: Can you tell me how to get to the auto garage without farting? Cartman , Sheila Broflovski : 'Cause Terrance and phillip are sweet. You know where the "clitoris" is? Phillip: Ha ha ha. Terrance also farts, which causes the audience to laugh even louder.