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Quagmire tells off brian

Peter, Joe, and Quagmire are still sad about Cleveland leaving for Virginia , and decide to find a new friend to fill the void Cleveland left Meanwhile, Brian is hurt to find that Quagmire doesn't like him and tries to be his friend, only to learn why Quagmire hates him in a now-infamous speech. Aroused by Idiocy : Discussed ; Quagmire claims that Brian only dates bimbos despite claiming to like women for their minds. At Least I Admit It : Quagmire calls Brian out on only dating bimbos, then states that he does the same thing, but he at least doesn't pretend to be an intellectual to get in girl's pants. Quagmire: Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it! Boring Insult : Quagmire concludes his rant against Brian by saying that all his other flaws could be negligible if he wasn't such a "big, sad, alcoholic bore". Brutal Honesty : After getting nowhere trying to change Quagmire's viewpoint on him, Brian finally asks Quagmire just where the disdain comes from. Quagmire complies in a minute and a half long rant. Call-Back : All of Quagmire's complaints about Brian are previous history about his life. Cerebus Retcon : Quagmire reveals that his womanizing and near-rapist behavior is the end result of losing his one true love, Cheryl Tiegs. He accuses Brian of pretending to be a deep, sensitive guy who loves women for who they are, yet he only dates bimbos to make himself seem smarter. He points out Brian's "liberal agenda", saying how pot should be legalized , and how big businesses are crushing the underclass , among other things.

She would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite. Brian Griffin's House of Payne. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore.

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The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends. Glen Quagmire : You wanna maybe just go? Brian Griffin : Quagmire, come on. I'm really trying hard here.

Quagmire tells off brian

Brian gets reconstructive dental surgery after smashing his face into a hydrant. Brian's new, megawatt smile nets him a job as a real estate agent, and Brian uses the opportunity to convince Quagmire to buy a rundown condo with the bonus money he recently received. Tropes present in this episode include: The Bad Guy Wins : Brian's not really evil for the most part, but he truly is the main antagonist of this episode. And he won. He successfully scammed lot of cash from Quagmire and while Quagmire manages to bash his face in, he still has more than enough money to get it fixed. When Jerome leaves, Quagmire tells Brian that the woman he left in the alley is going to "think her night is getting worse" when she sees Jerome implying that Jerome will rape her, which does explain why FOX wanted the scene cut. Quagmire doing penis bench presses: The TV version crops the shots so we don't see anything below the waist even though there's nothing explicit. He doesn't have his pants down, nor do we see his butt clenching or any suggestive pelvic movements or sign of his penis out in the open. When Brian tricks Quagmire into running out the clock so that way he can't get his money back: Brian's line when the clock strikes midnight on the TV version is "Enjoy your craphole, dumbass! A cutaway shows a cat mocking its owner for having a miscarriage.

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Peter : Yeah. Family Guy Wiki Explore. Oct 26, 4, Not sure how this is even a question for anybody who has actually watched a good chunk of the show. Oct 25, 3, West Yorkshire, UK. Categories : Episodes Season 8. You are the worst person I know. I could forgive all of that - all of it - if you weren't such a bore! The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? So I refuse to vote in this poll. Quagmire should be in jail. I haven't watched Family Guy in a long while, Quagmire is a peadophile and rapist? House Fire : In a fit of jealousy, Peter throws a projectile through the window of Jerome's house, knocking over a lamp and starting a fire.

Upset that Cleveland left the group of friends to move to Stoolbend, Virginia, Peter, Quagmire and Joe decide to interview potential friends to fill the vacancy, and are approached by a fellow bar patron named Jerome. After impressing the group with his dart skills, they decide to let Jerome join as their new fourth member. Later, when Peter introduces Jerome to Lois, she reveals that they used to date.

A few seconds later, Brian farts] Stewie : Oh, come on, man. I don't care about Quagmire admitting he knows he's a bad person but fuck the whole oh at least I know I'm a bad person so therefore I'm a better person than you. That'd be nice. Jerome then thrusts Lois, making it look like a standing sex position. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? This is an obvious reference to the advertising campaign of the cereal Lucky Charms, where Lucky the Leprechaun, the owner of the cereal, is constantly chased by children who want his Lucky Charms, saying a phrase very similar to what Connolly said. Why are they mad at each other. You must log in or register to reply here. Veelk Member. No one cares. You are the worst person I know. Gaming Forum. If you listed out some of what Brian's done I'd say he's up there with Glenn's awfulness.