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He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed on to the recently extended sofa bed. Then a hellbeast ate them.

Darkplace quotes

Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Rick Dagless M. Lucien Sanchez : Not my fault. Monkey bastard hands! Garth Marenghi : You know, my books are all essentially about what ifs. In Black Fang, I asked "what if a rat could drive a bus. And what if it, and its rat brethren, took over and ate Parliament. Without giving too much away, think Planet of the Apes. Garth Marenghi : Greetings, traveler.

And what if it, and its rat brethren, took over and ate Parliament.

Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel. Garth Marenghi: As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life. Garth Marenghi: I'm Garth Marenghi. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination.

Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel. Garth Marenghi: As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life. Garth Marenghi: I'm Garth Marenghi. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace. Garth Marenghi: [interviewing himself] In times of conflict, when you're up against an aggressor Garth Marenghi: [narrating the episode] I ran the only way I knew how: by placing one leg in front of the other in quick succession. Thornton Reed: God, I wish I was out hitting the ward with those young bucks.

Darkplace quotes

Login Register. Facebook Tweet Share. Garth Marenghi : I have never exploded. But I know what it would be like. Don't ask me how.

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Dr Lucien Sanchez: He'll come up trumps. Liz Asher: I see the past, the present, and the future. Any thoughts? Liz Asher: No you're not. Come on Liz, i'll help you apply some more make-up. Thornton Reed: [firing a shotgun at possessed kitchen equipment hovering outside his office window] Hurry up, Liz, I can't hold these plates off forever! When I wrote, directed and starred in Garth Marenghi's Darkplace for television back in the s, I drew deep draughts of inspiration from the dyke of my dreams Dean Learner: She was like a candle in the wind Rick Dagless: You're right, I'm not. Rick Dagless: Maybe if everyone who'd ever been close to you had died, you'd be sarcastic, too. But the hurt remained. This hospital's got a reputation which I intend to keep. Can you start immediately? Be it human, animal or plant. Thornton Reed: Dag!

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Dean Learner: I got a script, read it, it scared me senseless, I looked at Garth straight in the eyes, never been afraid of holding a mans gaze, it's natural, I said; "This is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap. You're a flipping fool! Rick Dagless M. Garth Marenghi : I realized that man needs to keep in touch with his primal urges, whether through sport or through violent movies. Sign In Sign In. Rick Dagless : What's this? New Customer? His blood. Rick Dagless: [immediately interrupting] As if your fanny never graced a pan! Rick Dagless: No you shut your mouth Sanch, that was funny.